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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Score Tags

Hi, imaginary readers. To make things easier, I'm going to add a score tag at the bottom of each review so you can look at my cloud and pick reviews to read based on the score (I'll go off the score in the Overall Merit category). I'd imagine this will save you time and angst. (This way you'll only have to read my angry rant reviews if you so choose). Hope this helps :)

Snails and Puppydog Tails,

Lady Adriana Ivy

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Demons at Deadnight (Divinicus Nex Chronicles #1)- A&E Kirk

Aurora has always seen demons, but it didn't become  a real problem until recently when she moved back to Gossamer Falls. Now her sightings have grown more frequent and far more lethal--something nasty definitely wants her dead. And why do the demons keep calling her 'Nex'?
In walk her old childhood friends: The Hex Boys. They are secretive and notorious for their destructive capabilities. However, they are the only ones strong enough to protect her from the demons. Aurora and the Hex Boys will have to work together to figure out why she is being targeted before it's too late.

Overall Merit: I don't understand why young adult authors always feel the need to harp on how unattractive the female protagonist thinks she is. I mean I get that it's a device to help the reader identify with the character, but I find it annoying. If you must comment, do it once, not a million times. Also, who decided that tall on a girl was unattractive? I've read a lot of books recently where the girl complains, "Oh, I'm so tall, that must mean I'm awkward and ugly." Umm no? Sorry, back to the important stuff. Anyway, so this book was meh, for lack of a better word. I didn't hate it, but the protagonist was annoying and Kirk( A&E are two separate people, but I'm going to refer to them collectively) tried to make the Hex Boys funny, but more often than not I found myself cringing instead of laughing. The plot was not as focused as it could have been and I felt like the characters didn't pick up on things that should have been obvious. Not horrible, but not great either. Score- 7

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Characters: Like I said before, Aurora was annoying. She was awkward and whiny and not a character I enjoyed following very much. The Hex Boys were funny at times and I did like them to a certain extent, but sometimes their personalities blended and I had a difficult time telling them apart--that's the danger of having a lot of characters with a similar function. Also, I didn't buy a lot of the drama it was too overblown and some of the boys came off as caricatures more than characters. As a rule of thumb if there are a lot of supporting characters you have to commit to making them just as real and unique as the protagonists or risk confusing the reader. Also, one character who irritated me to high Heaven was Gloria (you'll meet her if you read this book), she was an obnoxious little twit and I thought Kirk would have done better to eliminate her. One thing I did like was that the families were in the picture and Kirk did a good job with this (you know blackmailing siblings, "I'll tell mom", all that good stuff). Score- 6

Blush Factor: This was again nothing that interesting, I did appreciate that it wasn't the wham-bam instantaneous romance that usually happens in YA, but I didn't feel a ton of chemistry between Ayden and Aurora. Sure he was hot, but all the Hex Boys were so that didn't do all that much for me. It was a slow build up and well I don't know if I could even consider romance a legitimate part of this book. Score-7

Structure: Nothing new here. Aurora's perspective throughout with a few side glimpses into the antagonists. The main issue here was that there wasn't a clearly defined villain, which bothered me. I wanted to know exactly who was out to get Aurora, not just a vague idea. Also, there was a group called the Divinicus, but I didn't understand the underlying structure and hierarchy, which is always a problem. Writers tend to forget that while they know everything about their world, a reader does not. Score- 7

Plot: There was a plot, but it was patchy and not well connected. I felt like there were a lot of little things going on at the same time, but the underlying thread to link them together was frayed. Again, there wasn't any major innovation here and to be honest the story was hum drum predictable and somewhat cliched. Also, I'm going out on a limb and saying that it sounded suspiciously like the anime Pretear. Score- 5

In summation: I'm going to suggest that you don't bother with this book, unless you're like me, and need an inexpensive ebook, and have WAY too much time on your hands.

Vervain says: "The Divinicus Nex is supposedly a person with the power to sense and locate demons. Aurora is the first female Divinicus."


Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Dragon Bound (Elder Races #1)- Thea Harrison

When Pia, a half wyr (shapeshifter) half human is blackmailed into stealing something from Dragos Cuelebre, she thinks that changing her name and appearance will be enough to hide herself from his wrath. Of course, hiding from an extremely powerful and wealthy dragon shapeshifter does tend to be a bit of a challenge--especially if he's after your head. Under any other circumstances, Pia would likely be dead, but it turns out that Dragos is intrigued and amused by the fact that she was able to get past the powerful warding spells on his hoard. So instead, Dragos claims her for his own and intends to explore the curious desire she sparks in him as well as her secret abilities.

Overall Merit: This was a class A romantic fantasy as in it followed the cookie cutter format that brings lonely, single girls temporary happiness everywhere. Well, at least the ones who aren't jaded like me. Pretty much: boy meets girl, boy feels very protective of girl, girl pretends she doesn't like being protected even though she secretly does, boy and girl have sex after like twenty pages, girl ends up getting pregnant with magical and illicit baby, girls tries to hide this from boy, boy finds out and becomes even more protective, girl admits she loves boy with all her heart, boy and girl live happily ever after for the rest of eternity. The end. Wow, because who doesn't want a super-rich boyfriend who puts his private bodyguards up to babysitting you? I mean sure all the girls in these books protest, but they love the attention, we all know they do. If this is your thing, and I'm sure it is for many people then go for it. I'm going to give this book two scores: one based on my fed up and jaded brain, and the other based on the average 20-some-odd-year-old lonely and sexually frustrated romantic (LSFR).
Me-6 LSFR-11

Characters: Pia was plucky, I liked that, but it seemed like all her spark was doused as soon as Dragos took his shirt off. Come on, be realistic, when was the last time you felt lightheaded and lost all coherent thought because a hot guy took his shirt off. Yes, I know I hate everything, but still. While Pia had potential, Dragos was such a stereotypic alpha-male that it made me kind of nauseous. (For a much better alpha-male dominated romantic fantasy check out the Tairen Soul series, that one had a phenomenal plot.) He basically got angry if anyone touched Pia except him and went all dragon on their ass. Also, he was supposed to be an ancient "Elder wyr", but I wasn't getting that impression from him, he acted young and hotheaded so I didn't buy his supposed age. Score- 7

Blush Factor: Oh my was there sex here. Keep the children away. You know when Pia describes herself as being "destroyed" that there's a hardcore male dominance thing going on. The problem was, there wasn't any real 'romance' here, just Dragos constantly smothering Pia, rescuing her from falling/walking into things, and then throwing her onto the bed and ravaging her every 20 or 30 pages. All romance was further destroyed when she was like, "Omg I'm preggers with a dragon baby!" Why does Pia have to get pregnant to finally admit that she loves Dragos? Pregnancy shouldn't be a contract of love, it certainly isn't in real life, but in this book it definitely felt that way. Harrison tried to make this better by having Pia seem like a 'mystery' to Dragos, but to be honest I'm pretty sure he was the only one who thought anything was even vaguely mysterious about her. Score- 6

Structure: The mythology behind books like these is essential to having a smooth story, but somehow it is always forgotten. It seemed like Harrison was inventing the rules of the world as she went along, rather than having a firm idea when she started writing. I didn't quite understand the structure of her "Other World", which seemed like it would be important and also, the wyr, half-wyr structure confused me. Other worlds are difficult to pull off, for sure, and the main issue is they tend to be too ephemeral and difficult for the reader to envision. The scenes that took place there were difficult for me to follow because it was tough for me to orient myself within the new world. Score-5

Plot: Books like this often spend too much time focusing on the romance (sex) as opposed to the plot line. There was a story going on, but it brought me to a lot of dead ends. For example, there was something brought up about Pia having a relation to the Elves, but after the initial mention, Harrison never mentioned it again, which would be fine, but I know this book doesn't have a technical sequel (it has companion books). I can also understand that Pia might not want to know about her past, but there definitely should have been more curiosity there if not from her, then at least from Dragos. I felt like Harrison didn't know exactly where her story was going because it sort of faded in and out of focus and the conclusion seemed too simple and didn't really work that well. I wasn't pleased. Score- 5

In summation: if you're looking for a good romantic alpha male smut book then go for it. Otherwise, you'd best seek your fantasy fix elsewhere.


Vervain says: "In this book, names have power, but when it comes time for Pia to reveal her true name, we never actually find out what it is! That seems like a cop out to me."


Sunday, June 3, 2012

The Mating (Law of the Lycans #1)- Nicky Charles

Elise comes home from a run one day to find out that her father is mating her with a complete stranger in order to form an alliance between their (werewolf) packs. She is forced to uproot and join her new mate, Kane's pack. When she gets there, most are welcoming aside from one female named Marla who seems to be vying for all of Kane's attention. Elise must adjust to her new pack and assert her position as Alpha Female. At the same time, she has to navigate and try to put a stop to Marla's advances and manipulations so she can form a proper bond with her new mate and ensure the stability of the pack.

Overall Merit: This is the first time I've seen something like this done in paranormal fantasy. Charles combines paranormal romance with a crime novel, which I found fascinating. The plot isn't overly complicated, but it keeps you on the edge of your seat trying to guess who is friend or foe. The characters were all strong and Charles created a phenomenal villain--something I haven't seen in a long while. I think that if you have the time, this book is actually worth your while. Not to mention, it's free for e-readers so even if you don't like it, no harm no foul. Score- 9

Blush Factor: There is definitely R-rated content in this book so keep the kiddies and overzealous young adults (12-15) away from this. Kane and Elise's relationship feels natural, which I really liked and I think their chemistry is great. Charles really nailed this aspect of the book. The sex scenes are there, but they're tastefully done and not excessive. Score- 10

Characters: Talk about a kick ass villain. Marla is priceless, she is manipulative and sneaky and as a reader sometimes I couldn't even tell what she was up to. Elise is a strong protagonist and I enjoyed her story and her perspective. Kane was a solid character as well in that he frustrated me sometimes in his inability to see what was right in front of his face. This was a good thing. Too many times a protagonist is designed to please the reader instead of challenging them to see a different perspective. Very solid. Score- 9

Structure: This novel was very well structured and kept me turning pages. Once I got to the end I had to flip back to earlier pages to get a full perspective of how all the parts fit together. The suspense was well crafted and Charles writes with finesse. Score- 10

Plot: There wasn't anything super innovative here, but it was the suspense that kept me reading. Charles mastered the plot twists, which made me excited even in a story that was essentially mundane. She did a lot of describing pack tradition and structure and the action was isolated mostly to the end of the novel. Nevertheless, it was a strong book overall. Score- 8


Vervain says: "In this book, being a werewolf was a hereditary thing rather than a curse forced upon an unwilling mortal."

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Damian's Oracle- Lizzy Ford

When Sofia begins to suffer from strange, incurable symptoms, she cries out for help in desperation. Her call is heard by two forces: the White God- Damian and his counterpart, the Black God-Czerno. It turns out that Sofia is a Natural- a human with strong paranormal gifts. If she were any normal natural, Damian would not waste his time with her. However, she is an Oracle, the first in thousands of years and whoever controls the Oracle will tip the balance in their favor. When the Black God kidnaps her and tries to force her to go through a binding ceremony, she is rescued by Damian. Now, instead, Sofia must bind herself to the White God to stop the Black God from taking over humanity and to weed out the traitors he has planted among the Guardians (Naturals who belong to Damian's regime).

Overall Merit: Wait for it, wait for it...I actually liked this book. True I have to give it a bit of leniency seeing as it was self published (if it were published by a big house then I'd bump each of the scores down about a point), but that aside, once I got past the errors and looked at it big picture, I truly enjoyed this book. The characters had legitimate struggles and there were times when I thought Sofia was literally going to go insane. The only thing that really bothered me (aside from the minor typos) was the beginning. This book was good. It was a great concept with a great cast of characters and if it had gone through a more intense publishing/editing process, I think I would be in love. Score- 9

Characters: Wow, Sophia had kick in her. I was actually so proud of her for not being a typical fantasy heroine and being like "Damian is so hot. We MUST be soul mates." Nope. After the initial realization that he was indeed very hot she fought tooth and nail to keep herself from falling for him. Hell, they didn't even sleep together until the very end of the book! Damian was such a bad-ass, and a legitimate one too. So many times, writers will try to make a "bad-ass" character who just falls flat on his or her face. Damian did not disappoint and neither did his immortal siblings who were super fun characters as well. The only character that upset me a bit was the antagonist. There was the typical femme fatale character floating around and she was annoying, but not gut-wrenchingly evil. However, Czerno played a surprisingly small role. It seemed like his henchmen were scurrying around while he sat back and didn't do all that much. For the most part, solid protagonists and a few good supporting characters. Score-8

Blush Factor: This was refreshing. They were attracted, but they resisted. Key word being: RESISTED. It was like a dream come true (pardon my platitude). Most power couples will make a flimsy effort to resist and end up in each other's arms by page 100, Sofia whacked Damian upside the face and made him work for her attention. I'm not a crazy feminist by any means and would have been just as please if Sofia had to work to make Damian admit he liked her. Turns out they were a great couple, which made me even happier when they finally got together. So many romance novels smoosh the love interests together without making them do any work! Score- 10 (yes, look at that, a 10)

Structure: The viewpoints weaved a bit between Sofia and another character named Two, but I loved all the perspectives, which is rare. Usually I find I like on perspective over the other(s), but Ford kept me entertained throughout. The only issues I had with this were sometimes she didn't explain some of the technical inner workings of her world well enough e.g the way the powers worked, the hierarchy of gods/Watchers and the beginning. The beginning felt rushed, the characters didn't get fleshed out until later and the premise wasn't explained very well so I was sort of lost until I got a good 50 pages in. Score- 8

Plot: There were a ton of things going on at the same time and the non-stop action kept me reading. I liked the underlying storyline, which was essentially the timeless battle between good and evil. However, I would have liked more insight into the world of the "baddies". Great idea, great potential. I'm not sure if I'll read the sequel, but it's a possibility. Score- 8

In summation: Read this book and support a self-publishing author. Best part is, it's super inexpensive so I should hear no complaints on that front.


Vervain says: "There are three levels of deities: the primordial gods, the Watchers, and then the gods on Earth (Damian, Dusty, Jule, and Czerno). It's a bit hard to keep straight sometimes."

Monday, May 28, 2012

Insatiable- Meg Cabot

Meena Harper is sick of hearing about vampires (I think everyone in the world is sick of hearing about vampires), but this doesn't stop her bosses from forcing her to work on a project that incorporates the supernatural beings into her television show. However, Meena has a supernatural talent herself that seems to always get her into trouble: Meena can see when someone is going to die. So when she meets Lucien Antonescu, she can't understand why she can't see his demise--maybe because he's already dead. Meena and Lucien fall in love, a dangerous action seeing that he is being hunted by holy knights from the Vatican. Soon it will be up to Meena to decide where her loyalties lie and if love is enough to make her choose a new fate.

Overall Merit: I was actually so excited when I thought I found a book that was going to go against the stereotypes of a vampire romance novel, even the trailer suggested that this was the case. However, while it started off with the heroine renouncing the whole vampire love story nonsense, she ended up falling right into the hum drum cliche that Twilight started. I was desperately hoping for something a bit more snarky and satirical. Meena had the potential to turn this into a satirical biting novel, just by the nature of her character, but she was too busy swooning over Lucien and his "hotness" to channel that snark power. Also, making a vampire turn into a dragon does not count as original. It counts as weird and unnecessary, especially when it seems like it's being used as an excuse for a horrible metaphor. Score- 6

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Characters: I liked Meena, I really did. Or at least I thought I did. I thought she was going to do something epic with her death discerning powers, but she didn't. This element seemed extraneous and I wondered why Cabot even bothered putting it into the story. Sure, it gave Meena something to morally struggle with, but the moral struggle shouldn't be over something that takes away from the story. There was definitely humor brought mostly by Alaric Wulf (my favorite character in the novel). I mean he was pretty hilarious: a socially awkward, comic book collecting vampire hunter--doesn't get much better than that. Alaric was the saving grace of this book because he actually made me laugh. However, I had a real *bang head on desk* moment when he fell in love with Meena. I love geeky guys, but when they fall in love with the wrong person it upsets me. Lucien was a cliched vampire prince who could read minds. Cough Edward Cullen Cough. Do I need to elaborate? Score- 8 (because I loved Alaric)

Blush Factor: Yes, there is sex. This is a vampire romance novel, not written by a Mormon, of course there's casual sex. Keep young adolescents away from this book because the smut is pretty blatant. Nothing new happened here, you knew from page 20 that Meena and Lucien were going to get it on, and get it on they did--after one date. Score- 4

Structure: If you couldn't tell, this was mainly third person from Meena's perspective, with glimpses of Lucien and Alaric sprinkled throughout. Nothing new happened here, the technical writing was effective and clean. Score-8

Plot: Cliche. If I had to say it in one word it would be cliche. It was advertised as a parody or a satire, but what I got was a standard love triangle vampire story. This book was pretty much what Twilight would have been if Bella weren't such a block of tofu. The supporting characters saved it a little bit as some of their antics were mildly amusing, but overall this book made me very sad about the future of fantasy. Score-5

In summation: If you want the perfect example of a lovable and epic geek then read this book or at least skim the parts with Alaric.

Vervain says: "Meena's visions of the future aren't definite, she has the capacity to change them. However, this doesn't make the power any more useful as a plot device."

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Angel Burn- L.A. Weatherly

Willow is gifted with the power to look into the future and decipher the hopes and dreams of others by touching them. She doesn't know where her power comes from as no one else in her family is gifted. It isn't until the assassin, Alex, shows up with instructions to kill her that she finds out what she truly is and why her powers exist. However, Alex isn't the only one who wants Willow, she is also being chased by legions of evil angels and their followers. She must team up with and learn to trust Alex to escape from the angels because she might be the last hope for the human race's survival and freedom.

Overall Merit: When I picked up this book from the YA section of the library, I was thinking one thing: this is going to be exactly like every single angel book out there. Weatherly tries very hard to break out of that mold and in some ways she does, so bravo on that front. Her angels are dark, soul-sucking creatures who lure humans in and feed off them. See this would be original if it didn't sound exactly like another type of supernatural being. Let's think, where have I heard that exact description before...? No way, it's a vampire!  Please, for the love of all things fantasy, come up with some new ideas! To be nice, I did like that people who interacted with the angels slowly withered away from disease. Willow's character disappoints because she is set up to be such a kick ass heroine and then she just isn't. My main issue with this story is the missing plot line. The story plods along for a good 350 some odd pages, but nothing actually happens until like the last 20 pages! Score- 7

Characters: The biggest issue I had with this category was that the antagonists didn't seem to be trying very hard to do anything. It seemed like they were like "oh, well we want Willow, but before we exert any effort getting her let's have some afternoon tea." Willow had the potential to be a badass. I mean come on! She fixes cars for fun and is a psychic, I wanted someone more quirky, someone unique. What I got was a gushing, lovesick girl, "oh Alex, I wanna snuggle!" Where are my villains!? Sure there was Raziel, but he seemed to spend a lot of time bossing people around and gloating about his wickedness as opposed to doing anything proactive. Score- 4

Blush Factor- The entire novel was consumed by a cheesy romantic "subplot" to the point that it would have been more productive to write this as an erotica novel. Weatherly went out of her way to put the characters in situations in which they would have "no choice" but to embrace each other or get all touchy feely. I'm just as much of a sucker as the next girl for a good romance thread in a novel, but this wasn't even well done. It was cheesy and to be perfectly honest a seventeen year old guy is not going to behave like Alex does. (Like I said, it would have made a better erotica, provided the characters were older.) Score- 4

Structure: This might have been the undoing of the entire novel. There were far too many POVs going on at the same time and therefore things were revealed to the reader before the protagonists were aware. If done WELL this can be effective and make a story better, but when I learn what the "villains" are going to do there is no element of surprise and in a story with an already weak plot line this just bangs the final nail in the coffin. As a reader, I want to experience the action along with the protagonists, I should be traveling on a journey with them. If I already know what's going to happen then the impact is minimal. Score- 2

Plot: Hmm...still searching for this...give me a second...ah there we go! 350 pages in, whew thought I'd never get there. I mean there was sort of a premise...? There was a definite deus ex machina employed at the end to try and salvage some sort of action from the extended period of nothingness. There was a lot that could have been done with this concept, Weatherly just didn't take advantage.


Vervain says: "Alex's full name is Alex Kylar, his job title: Angel Killer. If that doesn't make you cringe, shame on you."